Pouring PBR, as galavanting ghouls shout hysterics in the night. Smirking teenagers take aim, and soon toilet paper pirouettes as rolls are released. Kooks cackle and abdomens ache. Suddenly, all is silent. A single distinguished drop douses the dirt. A drop of… Blood? Wenches wail! No, it could not be. Drip. Drop. Dripp. Dropp. Drippp… Drunk? […]
An illegal alien crossed our borders. He didn’t have a green card, no job, no ties to current citizens, and no plans to stay long. Surfers did not ask questions as Jose shuffled across the American border, and flew up the East Coast. North-blowing winds battered the entire coast as Jose neared, sending surfers flocking to […]
Waves have been non-frickin’-stop. Jersey surfers are finally getting a little taste of what it means to live in a place that actually gets consistent swell… for now. These photos represent what South Jersey got from the first traces of Hurricane Jose. All reports say that Trump will allow Jose across the border, and the boys have […]
As Summer fades, depression sets in. Some people stay, but most people go. Groups are split, and focuses shift. The busy man may be able to avoid depression regarding Summer’s End, or at least let a tight schedule soften it. This man casts depression aside, and instead begins something new as to beat depression. Others have […]
Our good friend, Ryan Simalchik has not stopped filming, and when he does, word has it he’s in the editing bay. Simalchik and NJ native, Rob Kelly have been known to link up and pin down some cool clips. This new edit is no different, give er a check…
Member Stella? Oh… I don’t actually member. I was in fucking Puerto Rico being a huge pussy–drinking 10 ounce gold and surfing chin-high Domes. The hardened dudes that were still in Jersey were delivered double-overhead perfection, also known as Winter Storm Stella. I was brought back to Stella after getting drunk with our friend Ryan […]
Yesterday was sick. There are not many days of waves in NJ summers, let alone any at all with overhead tubes, so one might call yesterday “legendary”. Yes, we’ve seen, ridden and ripped bigger waves, but I thought south swell season was over! Right handers stacked in and bended out to sea and the swell […]
After a 25-year absence, Saturday May 6th, 2017 ushered in the new NJ Surfing Championships. The event began Saturday and ran for two days of pumping NJ surf. 16 renowned NJ surfers entered the Professional Division and one Zach Humphrey’s was declared NJ’s surfing champion. Pro Open Zach Humphreys Sam Hammer Rob Kelly […]
There aren’t many days in the drink that have been better or more fun than Sunday. The boys were absolutely charging all day and we even managed to get some shots thanks to Sean Gallagher. We hucked low tide ledges and tried paddling like Mason Ho when it came time for high tide roll-ins. It was […]